drive-by spicing

im on the move, can't slow down and it sucks.
regina spektor will make it all better tonight...

some things you ought to know, just to get you through the day becausei worry that ya'll are left confused and helpless without some spice...

sooo sooner than later some of the hooker humping politicos are going to be outed...big deal. weak willed, wusssified, no integrity fops are par for the course these days. nobody really gives a shit about accountability or responsibility, folks are more concerned about their lame ass partisan commitments....no big fallout, no big deal.

im on don imus' side...sorta...for a second....dude oughta sue the shit out of cbs and he will get a big fat settlement because there is no way in hell cbs can win. hell, it was still only poor judgment, taste and not as funny as he would have hoped...dude isn't a racist scumbag (at least no more than anyone else), he's just a pathetic clueless old man trying to play in the young man's pop culture game, clueless and out o' touch. im pretty darned sure that stupid jokes aren't good enough grounds to void dude's contract.

i was happy to see on ye old metacritical that folks are down with a wee bit of legislation that at least intends to protect our furry and feathered friends from some of th neanderthal scumbag fools who want to torture them.

why are the talking heads these days so much dumber and crazier than they used to be?
i was flipping channels and stumbled across glenn beck. gb was interviewing the left behind series dudes. i swear to christ (sorry glenn) that the glenn was advocating a literal interpretation of the bible and the use of scriptural prophesizing as an aid to understanding foreign affairs...that is just plain insane andor retarded. at what point did the u period s period start sucking so unbelievably hard (with regard to intellectual rigor) that we ended up with some freak on tv talking to dudes about the end of fucking days, the magical dissapearance of the majority of the worlds population, and scriptural prophecy as a guide to political policy???? even worse, when did a whole shit load of people start watching??? even worse than that, at least one member of that shitload of folks is nodding his/her head thinking, 'yeah, that beck guy knows what he is talking about...this whole iraq deal, definitely the beginning of the holy war betwixt good and evil that is going to end it all...yeah, that babylon sure is rising up...thanks god god is on our side...man that bible is goood stuff...i wonder what it said about the patriots and whether or not randy moss will catch 100 balls...hmmm maybe the yankees are really babylon....maybe jesus will pitch for the red sox...that'd be sweet.'...when did this happen and can we make it stop?

since the spice's job is to helpy you out, ill let you in on something...shhh its top secret....if you are ever tempted to use a literal interpretation of scriptural anything to inform your political position, any interpretation of religious flavored prophecy as guidance for political policy andor you talk to god and those conversations have an immediate effect on your life, then let me know...seriously, we can have an intervention or something, because if any of the above are true you are either: a. irrational b. have no integrity c. are lazy and or d. super friggen loony or e. all of the above. if you need me to explain and justify each of those claims, let me know, i'm happy to do it because i am here for you... but this one is so damned obvious i bet you can figure it out on your own.

like i said. steve nash is still the real mvp and dirk don't gots what it takes.

i changed my mind, oscar should lose in a k.o. something wierd is gonna happen during this fight. something crazy, loony off the wall fan man, ear biting no mas all rolled into one zany is going to happen before during or after this fight and it will cement the notion in everyone's head that boxing absolutely sucks and is completely goofy. mayweather is gonna break down and start crying in the middle of the ring or something....i just can't believe that a 'super fight' will go off without a hitch, because...well...boxing is full of crazies and criminals and weirdos.

well...im off.
have a hell of a weekend.
and dont forget...jesus gave both you and glenn beck reason for a reason, use it damnit!